I was so impressed to hear that Katie Price wrote a book that I’m posting pictures of her at the launch to show my support for her new found artistic expression. Did you buy that garbage? I didn’t think so. Obviously I’m posting pictures of her because her massive boobs are falling out of her bathing suit slash dress. How can I find a woman who dresses like Katie with the hair extension, painted on eyebrows and massive boobs, but who isn’t going to be high maintenance and annoy the crap out of me? If you said hire a prostitute I think you might be right