I kind of like when AnnaLynne McCord straightens her hair, it’s like I’m masturbating to a whole other person. But seriously folks, my girlfriend does this kind of thing from time to time and I love it, I pretend that I’m having an affair with her naughty evil twin. An evil twin who also won’t let me stick it where I want to, but it’s still pretty good. Anyhow, where was I? AnnaLynne is hot, but I want to punch myself in the mouth when I see pictures of her blowing kisses to the camera. Why does she constantly do this crap? I’m losing it.