I was so impressed to hear that Katie Price wrote a book that I’m posting pictures of her at the launch to show my support for her new found artistic expression. Did you buy that garbage? I didn’t think so. Obviously I’m posting pictures of her because her massive boobs are falling out of her bathing suit slash dress. How can I find a woman who dresses like Katie with the hair extension, painted on eyebrows and massive boobs, but who isn’t going to be high maintenance and annoy the crap out of me? If you said hire a prostitute I think you might be right

I’m not sure what Holly Madison is trying to promote in these pictures, but she’s wearing a cute little outfit so it doesn’t really matter. The only complaint I have is that she’s a Playboy playmate doing something in Vegas that involves having her picture taken with a lot of cash and she’s not showing off her boobs. Disappointing. I know they’re in there and want to be let out, you can’t fight it forever. Maybe next time.

I’m assuming that these pictures of Ashley Tisdale dressed as a cheerleader are for some crappy movie she’s somehow managed to get hired on, I don’t really care, I just like a chick dressed as a cheerleader. If mom jeans can become a popular look for young hotties I’m pretty sure cheerleader outfits could catch on. I for one would love to go to a bar filled with chicks dressed as cheerleaders. Make it happen girls.

I don’t know anything about the show ‘The Real L Word’, I’m guessing it involves a lot of girls wrapping their legs around each other, but apparently this Tracy Ryerson is on it. So let me get this straight, this hot piece of ass in her little blue bikini is a lesbian? She doesn’t look like she’d be a good softball player at all. Is it possible that my chauvinistic stereotypes are wrong? I don’t care what she is, I’d still like to take her out for a few drinks, slip her the soft and pass out.

I thought that yesterday’s pictures of super hottie Irina Shayk were pretty damn hot, which they were, but these pictures of her walking the streets in her little short shorts are just as amazing. Sure she’s not wearing a skin tight dress that hides nothing, but the girl is just awesome. If I didn’t already know that she’s slept with ultimate Euro douche Christiano Ronaldo I’d be all over her. If you truly believe that I wouldn’t sleep with this beauty because she’s Ronaldo’s sloppy seconds you’re out of your frikin’ mind. I love her.

Apparently these are pictures of Paris Hilton filming a video for a new single she’s releasing. I know, I thought we were done with this garbage. Anyhow, at least she’s wearing a hot pink little bathing suit. I love skinny little rich chicks in bathing suits and high heels shaking their asses. Sadly she can’t wear her magical bra that pushes up her little boobies. At least she brought her slutty friends along for the shoot.

Get it? Her hotness is sick… Because she contracted malaria somehow a month or so ago. Anything? Alright so it’s not my best title, but that doesn’t mean that Cheryl Tweedy isn’t a hot piece of ass. I think these are the first pictures of her since she got the disease, she looks good for a woman who was on death’s door not too long ago. I have no idea if she was that sick, but it makes the story a whole more exciting. Especially because I can’t see her boobs.

It seems like the best thing that this Irina Shayk or Sheik model chick could have done was date that super Euro douche Chritiano Ronaldo, she’s everywhere these days. That’s not true, the best thing she could have done was squeeze her sexy little ass into that tight ass dress she’s wearing. Jesus! I get that models are supposed to make everything they wear look good, but this is ridiculous. I would give up my first born for a piece of this action. I’m not kidding, I think he’s about eleven now and living in Fresno.

I kind of like when AnnaLynne McCord straightens her hair, it’s like I’m masturbating to a whole other person. But seriously folks, my girlfriend does this kind of thing from time to time and I love it, I pretend that I’m having an affair with her naughty evil twin. An evil twin who also won’t let me stick it where I want to, but it’s still pretty good. Anyhow, where was I? AnnaLynne is hot, but I want to punch myself in the mouth when I see pictures of her blowing kisses to the camera. Why does she constantly do this crap? I’m losing it.