These pictures of Carly Cole are for all the England football fans getting hammered before their possible World Cup elimination at the hands of Slovenia of all people. I don’t know much about her, but I’m going to say that she’s the hot sister of my future ex-wife Cheryl Tweedy-Cole because she’s married to England footballer Joe Cole and Cheryl used to be married to or is in the process of divorcing England footballer Ashley Cole which is close enough for my dirty mind to create a quite pleasant sister-on-sister fantasy to help get me through the game.