Part of me is kind of annoyed that latina hottie Salma Hayek is a mom and married now, because it makes me think that maybe she and I won’t get the chance to go on a date like I had hoped, but on the other side of the coin are her beautiful big MILF boobies that seem to make me forget what I was just writing. Whatever, it’s her loss, I was going to sneak us a half dozen wine coolers in to the planetarium and maybe try for some upstairs over the sweater action.