This is what I like to see, Katie Price showing all you moms out there just how you’re supposed to show off your big fake boobs to the world. I get that most of you probably don’t have big fake boobs, but that’s alright, the right financial advisor will be able to come up with a plan that will help you budget them into your every day life. Pass on that extra cosmo or skip the pedicure for a few months and next thing you know… Pow! Big fake boobies bouncing around the neighborhood. In these tough economic times we all need to tighten our belts a little. Send me pics.

I get that Mischa Barton hasn’t had any real work in years, but that shouldn’t mean that she can walk the streets looking like this. I’ve seen this chick before in my neighborhood, she doesn’t have any teeth and she offers oral satisfaction for a very reasonable price. Obviously they’re not the same chick… The girl in my neighborhood is good at what she does.

Here’s AnnaLynne McCord doing her lame thing at the dry cleaners the other day. I’m getting bored with this chick, it’s always the same old crap, she walks down the street or blows kisses to the camera like a retard. Show me some ass or something. Maybe if she had less capital letters and more boob I could handle it, but until then I’m stuck with crappy shots of her running errands. Hopefully she’s having some tiny bikinis dry cleaned for the upcoming fourth of July weekend…. Fingers crossed.

Here’s former Spice Girl Melanie Brown taking Eddie Murphy’s kid somewhere the other day wearing a typical California mom outfit. She’s got big cans, she shouldn’t be stuffing them into tight sports bras like this, let ‘em out. I’ve got to say that the Spice Girls have really gone downhill, I remember when they first bust onto the world stage with their crappy music and tacky/slutty outfits. Good times. Now they’re just old chicks who would rather have proper support for their boobs than sexiness. So lame.

If you thought yesterday’s Kelly Brook bikini pictures were pretty hot, you’re going to love these ones even more. Here she is hanging out on the beach again, posing nicely for me with her back arched and her boobs pressed together. Absolutely awesome. I especially like the one of her picking her bikini bottoms out of her cute ass. I could watch that all day…. In slow motion of course.

I love big boobs, I especially love them when they’re too big for the dress they are stuffed into. Here’s Latina MILF Sofia Vergara doing her best to contain the hotness that is her ample bosom with a tightly wrapped little dress. Is it weird that I want her to yell insults at me in Spanish? The meaner the better, I’m not going to understand anyway, might as well make it good. Think about how hot it would be, she’s yelling and screaming at me waving her arms around while all the good parts bounce and jiggle.

I’m still not too sure who this Nicola McLean chick is, no doubt some British busty nobody, but after staring at these pictures of her for at least thirteen minutes I feel like we know each other very well. Big fat boobs covered in spray tan are one of my favorite things in life, right up there with sunsets and big fat boobs covered in baby oil. I’ve actually had her on the site before and her massive “talent” speaks for itself.

I make a trip to the pharmacy several times a week, I go through a lot of hand cream and paper towels for some reason, but not once have I seen a hot chick wearing an outfit like Lindsay Lohan is wearing during her trip to Rite Aid the other day. Shiny short shorts and hooker boots is a pretty sexy get up to buy tampons and fake tanning cream. Maybe I’m just used to seeing cranky fat girls in dumpy sweatpants.

It seems like Ashley Greene has been on the site pretty much everyday over the last week or so, which has been awesome, so why not put up these shots of her at the premiere of the latest sensitive vampire movie. I’m not trying to promote the movie at all, but I am trying to promote Ashley’s hotness. She looks amazing and her dress looks like it could possibly be see through…. Unfortunately it’s not. Next time.

I wanted to make some sort of lame joke about Miranda Kerr giving me blue balls or something along those lines because I know everyone loves crappy testicle jokes, but that’s a balloon she’s holding and not a ball so my whole plan has gone out the window. Now what? Luckily she’s a hot piece of ass and she still looks cute playing with her giant balloon so everything should be alright. Besides, a supermodel in a little skirt is always good.