Here’s nobody Ashley Tisdale out and about in a pair of denim short shorts and I think a see through top, I can’t see any nipple so I can’t really be sure. What a waste. Anyhow, I think that’s all I have to say about this crap, girl doesn’t do anything interesting and she’s not as hot as Sophie Monk so I don’t know what to tell you. Don’t get me wrong, I’d still throw her a hump, but that says more about me than her so we’re not really getting anywhere. Just try to enjoy the pics.

I know that Fergie has had it kinda rough in her life, what with being addicted to meth and being an old woman, but she seriously has to get her act together. I’m not complaining about her body, it’s awesome, that would be like complaining about beer being too delicious, but that head needs to go. Too bad we couldn’t just pop them off like Lego men and replace them with better ones. I know I’d love to replace my head with that of a Lego spaceman. So handsome.

I should probably rewrite the title to this post, because this guy is by no means a man. Here’s Audrina Patridge looking pretty damn sexy after having dinner the other night. I can’t get over her taste in dudes. I obviously have no idea who this clown is she’s with, I’m guessing some guy she’s banging, but judging strictly on his appearance he looks like an absolute douche. King douche, right up there with those twats from The Jersey Shore, but without the fashion sense. Someone needs to take a weed whacker to that retarded haircut.

I don’t do many posts on Gwyneth Paltrow, come to think of it this might be the absolute first time I’ve ever done a post on her, that’s because she kinda bores the crap out of me. She looks like an older Mia Farrow. Even in these shots of her outside the Late Show With David Letterman  studios in a pair of somewhat short shorts she looks so damn dull I think my penis has retreated back inside my body to hibernate. Thanks a lot Gwyneth, how am I going to explain this to the prostitute?

I gotta say that Heather Graham’s hotness has fully returned, and I’m glad that I could be a part of it. Here she is at, I don’t really know where she is, but she’s giving us a decent look at her cleavage and that’s all that matters. Heather is the kind of woman that I would be proud to bring home to meet my parents, and take pictures of the two of us on vacation in Greece on the beach in her bikini then post them on the internet to show all those assholes in high-school who said that I would never amount to anything but now I have a website and they don’t except for that one guy who sells jars of his own bellybutton lint online for $19.99 but when you get it you can clearly see that it’s just regular lint…. Such a rip off. I forgot where I was going with this. Boobs.

Here’s Jessica Simpson and her killer chubcakes on the Ellen DeGeneres show the other day surely giving Ellen a massive lady boner. I don’t know exactly what a lady boner consists of, but I know it’s probably weird looking. Anyhow, Jessica and her boobs have been all over the place lately promoting something I don’t care about, but if she wants me to help plug whatever it is, all she has to do is hit me up on the Twitter…. And show me those boobs. Just an email, I won’t show anyone else I promise.

Katy Perry’s Hipster Boob Workout

I feel like I’ve seen these pictures of hipster dufus Katy Perry leaving the gym before. Many, many times before. Luckily for me my memory has been so ruined by booze and hours and hours of watching Saved By The Bell DVD’s that I barely remember posting them. At least her boobs look awesome, and I like the hundred dollar bill short shorts. I would like to… I was going to say cash that check, but that doesn’t make any sense… I would like to deposit that bill… Still not making much sense, but I think you perverts know where I’m going with this. Enjoy.

Recently there was a story about Britney Spears‘ dad not letting the former pop princess leave the
house without wearing a bra. I can believe that, her wonky nipples were starting to make everyone a
little uncomfortable. But these pictures show that those tough attention grabbing nips have even
managed to work their way through daddy’s chastity bra to get themselves photographed. Impressive, I
bet those things can cut glass. I don’t want to go anywhere near them, I wouldn’t want to chip a
tooth.

It’s no secret that Kim Kardashian has some impressive curves, but what’s even more impressive is that she managed to stuff them into this tight little dress the other night. She must have a team of people with very small, very strong hands to help zip this thing up. I’m guessing she doesn’t eat chicken wings and down some beers in this outfit. It can’t be comfortable, but it’s better to look good than to feel good I always say.

I know that most of you have no idea who this Jenna Bentley chick is, alright so I don’t have a clue either, but she’s just barely managed to stuff her tig old bitties into a little swimsuit so the least I could do was post them for you perverts. Apparently she’s a Playboy model, I think we figured that one out, and she’s playing in some rough waves that seem determined to release those funbags for all to see. well done ocean.