Here’s Mariah Carey’s fat cleavage at the Academy Awards last night doing it’s best to remain where it belongs and not spill out all over the red carpet. I don’t know what’s happening with Mariah, maybe it’s married life, but she’s starting to look a little sloppy. And I normally love big sloppy boobs, but I prefer them to be drunk and/or serving me beers or riding a mechanical bull, not all dressed up at some fancy event. That’s like wearing an evening gown to dollar wine cooler night at the strip club. It just doesn’t look right.