Here’s Cheryl Tweedy shaking her little ass during a performance on X Factor in her weird, sexy, futuristic and slutty captain’s outfit. Alright so the outfit’s a little stupid looking, but that doesn’t take anything away from Cheryl’s hotness. I’ve never actually heard her sing, which isn’t very nice considering we’ve been internet engaged for like four years, but I’ve seen enough pictures of her and her tacky stripper tattoo to know that she’s got the voice of a thousand angels. Enjoy.