I don’t watch Jersey Shore because I”m an adult and I see enough douchebags in my daily life that I tend to watch TV as an escape from them, but this JWoWW aka Jenni Farley chick is giving me two very big and soft reasons to tune in. Nobody told me there were big fake boobs on the show, I can sit through half an hour of fake tans and Ed Hardy t-shirts for a few minutes of big fake boobies. I’m going to have to watch this garbage with the sound off aren’t I?